A note of warning to mothers of toddlers...

Should your child bean you in the eye with a plastic toy radio (ow!) please check immediately to see if you are bleeding, then check to see if your contact lenses are still in place. Not doing so immediately will result in a later frantic searching of the house (after aforementioned toddler has rolled all over and played in the area in question, thus probably destroying contact lens). A failure to immediately locate the lens will result in a frantic call to the eye doctor and an unexpected expense...not to mention a headache and extremely poor vision!

You can probably guess how it came to be that I obtained such fabulous wisdom to share with you...